Canadians sure do talk funny.

Actually, it’s more of a huge, rectractable hard spot, amiright?

Harlequin Golf.

I was there, man. It really happened.

*it’s

Which is doubly odd because hearse rear suspensions are built to carry a LOT of dead weight.

Autoenviroentropiphobic Paralysis

Are we still doing “phrasing”?

I still maintain that, in the St. Louis area, a Joy 99.1 FM sticker is the most reliable predictor.

D.A.F.

I still think you’re completely wrong-headed in all this but.....Touché.

Don’t you mean to say you expected it to get stolen?

In Michigan?

You’ve just discovered how easy it is to slip down a slippery slope. Good luck finding where it ends.

The Big Goddamn Twist:

No. It’s a Rolls. The paint is perfect.

A Ducati is a lot of ducats, right?

To my recollection, it had more to do with navigation. Which was even less exciting to my 17ish year old self. But it could well have been differentiating the two as targets.