Engineers...

Googling “uber lies” returns 12,900,000 results.

His professionalism as a stunter appears to be severely lacking.

Actually, if you’re going to cut all the fat off the meat, yes. Yes it is. Obviously.

Huh. “Mandy” makes more sense now.

Sounds to me that you’re implying that he mitigated as much risk as possible for this stunt. Permissions and approvals, staff to manage the take off and landing areas, blanket insurance, paid and on-site medical services, etc.

“...flipping through a Road Atlas...”

John. Tia. And now Aaron.

And so, according to my calculations, this Volvo 240 sedan is only 95.9% rod.

Sounds like something you’d have to pay for in installments.

Priceless.

First time I’ve ever heard that euphemism.

“...or are you just happy to see me?”

All those lenses kinda’ bug me.

Love those pics, but I’m not sure any of them were actually two bullets in flight.

I’m torn between “what a freakin’ headache that would be” and “how cool is that?!”

In none of that did you mention “deep in the woods”...

The world has to catch up before it can end.

I’ve never met a submariner that didn’t look up to a pilot at some point.

Just remember, the Jeep gods are devious.