BUZZZZZZ! Too long.

139 characters. Solid effort, Cassie. Solid.

"...if we shock Apple enough that they fix this problem, I will be fine with all the hate mail I've received today."

"...unwitting eavesdroppers"

Unpinked.

Side-effect: I kinda want to see that movie I'd never even heard of before this conversation.

Pfff. No worries. I'm sure in tomorrow's conversation it'll be my turn to get whacked.

How would one get pulled over for driving without a license? Or did the Jeep not have a plate?

This Jason guy. Is awesome.

Me too.

Metamucil. Shit's awesome.

If not, you're not drinking enough, right?

I... I........

I didn't "attempt" to do anything. Your words are, like, RIGHT THERE.

I can't imagine needing — or wanting — this thing (and, by God, I can imagine some freaky stuff), but the price? Oh hell yes. No question. Nice Price.

Fantastic. I really enjoyed this.

Please elaborate on this small-towns = perverts superpower of yours.

Jeez, put that thing away already. You'll go blind.

I don't want to encourage you, but.... Heh.

So, where do the friggin' lasers come in?