Trunk key = wisdom beyond your years

As you wish.

Great discussion, but you're just plain wrong. I'll leave you this:

Ditto. Except I've heard of AskMen, but have never ventured there.

So, if you had $66,767 lying around and the bidding magically stopped for you, you'd hot rod this?

Thanks, Anna. That last paragraph is a keeper.

Pretty sure it was a clipped "Profound answers are only to be found in a world of unearthly wonderment".

I didn't think you did bashful!

A lot of that 45 minutes was him trying to get me to admit that I was doing it to warn traffic of the speed trap. Which I wouldn't do; "What speed trap?". Eventually he tried to get me for failure to dim my headlights within whatever-feet of oncoming traffic; "I did dim them. Several times." Then the supervisor…

I......decided to let this one go.

Flashing my high beams to warn of a speed trap once earned me a 45-minute traffic stop resulting in a "taillight bulb out" ticket (ONE BULB, of like 6, on the back of an '81 Caprice).

So, the raptor's coming in June?

Government Motors

Sometimes I wonder if schools should just stick to reading, writing, arithmetic, science, history, social studies, providing some exercise, ...

Zing.

Amen, brother.

Mail-in rebates are evil. Pass.

heh.

It all would have been fine if it'd had the steak instead of the fish.

The 1969 Cougar CJ428 Convertible was the car with skis in On Her Majesty's Secret Service.