Being a sucker for funny names is why I’ve got a soft spot for Accrington Stanley.

Let’s look at this in a glass-half-full sort of way: If they played only away games, at least they’d have hot water on game days.

Zion Williamson, pictured here, is in bad shape:

Jesus Christ, if Zion is fat, then I must be a beached fucking whale!

These are all good questions. Also, what if Seth Greenberg eats shit? Worth considering at least- I mean, what if he shuts up about Zion, lets us enjoy things, and eats shit?  Everyone wins in this situation, right?

If only the players had someone to represent their best interest, a group or consortium to represent them as a whole when dealing with disputes from ownership or management.

God bless me with the overconfidence of a mediocre white head coach.

Can Ndamukong Suh be franchised as a kicker?

“Look, Coach O’Brien, we know you coached football 10,000 hours last year, but you also changed the toilet paper roll once, so now you make $7.50 an hour, OK?”

Two words:

I actually get more of a Brett Kavanaugh vibe from him.

Really, you just need to look at his background to see where this stuff comes from:

Color announcer sounded about 5 seconds from just going over and punching Allen in the throat which, although unorthodox, I would heartily endorse.

Most of the picks are thrown into the future. There’s just so many variables that will effect where a 2025 pick will land. Houston might be a lottery team! Miami could be in 2023! Or Pence will be president and basketball will be outlawed and Miami underwater.

now they just need to find someone who will trade them an extra basketball

I’m setting the over/under on D’Antoni getting fired at 13.5 games

OKC and Paul agreeing to an unprecedented buyout and he signs with the Lakers for the vet minimum. 

something that will be on the Chargers’ mind while deciding if it’s worth it to pay Gordon