Mitch Williams

and we have a winner!

Related: Study finds 97% of Americans couldn’t locate America on a map.

QVC? He told them to pound sand, he’s forming his own BBB shopping channel.

Why? Jerry Reinsdorf. Loyalty trumps talent and common sense.

You can put it on the board, yessssssss!!!!

So he’s been training with Jeter?

Maybe the Mythbusters should come back for this one.

I call bullshit. This is clearly a McCaskey plant as we know Packers fans are physically unable to stand for any length of time. It’s a distraction from the true issue, Bears fans being forced to watch the Bears stand around every Sunday. Which are soon to be Thursdays.

Draymond Green trademarked that back in his college days.

Next on the court’s docket, a settlement with alumni for putting up with this shitty team year in and year out.

Let’s ask the ultimate arbiter on elite for his opinion, this guy:

And we all know that neither of them can hold a candle to this legendary stick wizard.

Walmart does have a low price guarantee, so I’m not really surprised by this.

C’mon, we all know he uses Bing on his Surface Pro over Google.

Let’s relocate them to Atlanta!

330 million people in this country and he’s the best the Sox can find? Why can’t we find 5 competent starting pitchers? Shit sign that Trump guy, I hear he never loses.

Since when did Pierre McGuire get elected head of FIFA?

No worries for Team Russia. I hear they have this Putin guy ready to step in. He’s a real sniper.

Nonsense. The Mets only draft players with dong pics.