Finally, someone read the damn sign!

A water bottle?  That’s all you got Valencia fans?

Work your magic Jobu

In related news, White Sox fan Michael Jordan owns Frank Kaminsky.

Y’all are missing the big picture here. If we’d just build a wall, we’d keep out all these foreign players.

We have an offensive line? I thought those guys were Soldier Field security chasing protesters around the field.

Your ability to predict the future intrigues me. Give me a call.

This is a cover up by Bills management. We all know he hurt his foot when Fred Jackson body slammed their beer pong table on his foot during pre game tailgating.

“What’s that? Ah — pound of weed ? Don’t talk about — a pound of weed. You kidding me? A pound of weed?”

Dong on a roof? Shaun White says this is plagiarism.

Hmmm.... a loose, relaxed attitude? Alert the Tuscaloosa PD. I believe we have located the whereabouts of one Brandon Chicken.  

Ron Fucking Turner. Goddamn only that fuckstick could fuck up that game. It’s a monsoon? We’ve got 2 solid running backs in Cedric Benson and Thomas Jones? Fuck it! Let’s get cute and have Sexy Rexy throw the ball! They’ll never expect it! I will find your grave Ron Turner and leave a big steaming pile of shit on it…

Ji-Man Choi? Wait a second, I’m not falling for this again.