It’s going to be a lot because an army is needed for Yeezus to lead and defend Beyonce deserving Video of the Year.

Yo quiero Taco Hell.

Yes, they’ll actually be wearable once we smear the sweet nectar/juices of our carbs.

“I spent roughly 10 minutes popping email addresses from the leaked [AdultFriendFinder] users list into Facebook, and managed to locate more than a dozen active Facebook accounts apparently tied to married men,” he said.

“Put it down carb face”.

How about no on the molestation Olympics and how about yes on the canceling of both shows and “The Learning Channel” all together.

It’s fine to poke fun. I “vape” too but I find it hilarious the amount of dudes I know who just can't stop talking about this ~*culture of vape bro*~

Miss you, gurl.

This guy is hilariously tone deaf and should probably look in a mirror, but maybe not a two way mirror since he doesn't like how everyone looks at him now (gross, rampant misogynist who knew he was being a creep).

Brad “Peg My” Pitt.

I was just talking about the impact of Emma Sulkowicz’s project yesterday with a friend. “Carry That Weight” touched me in a deeply intense manner, considering my own survival of sexual violence. I couldn’t imagine having to be continually reminded by outside forces that my narrative, specifically, is considered…

You know, I was really excited for Sansa this season because her character has always been a passive agent in the midst of emotional, mental, and physical torture. That scene last night nearly broke me and was unbearable to watch. The amount of detail that went into it makes me feel like it was gratuitous and…

JUST DO THE FUCKING HOURS LIKE A NORMAL.

My dream would be for Bernie Sanders to win, but I honestly believe that part of the motivation for running is to make sure other dems who are in the race (*cough* Hillary *cough*) lean more left on issues that concern Americans. I’m not saying that Hillary doesn’t lie left on issues, but I think we need to push…

So when are Raven and Stacey Dash getting their own show on Fox?

META. SO META.

This isn’t the 80s anymore. Hell, this isn’t the 90s or the 00s. I’m certainly not saying that we are in an era that is completely unprecedented in terms of convicting rapists, but we are in an era where awareness is probably at one of its highest. We expect more accountability. These non-explanation explanations or…

OH MY GOD WHAT AM I IS THIS LIFE I NEED TO PINCH MY SKIN ‘CAUSE THIS IS REAL

Sidenote to all of this, I love Mariah’s hair like that!