This car is something of an enigma. So it’s no surprise that we’re being asked to perform a Touring test.

Not to mention that his recurring character on Newhart was ground-breaking in that Prager was gay character who was not merely a caricature nor derived his comedy from the fact he was gay. But yeah, he will always be Johnny Fever to a lot of us.

“All right, you two, up against the wall! I don’t what you want but you should know I’ve killed a lot of old people in my time!” John Caravella a.k.a Dr. Johnny Fever, Johnny Duke, Johnny Style, Johnny Cool, Johnny Midnight, and Heavy Early.

[mournfully] Booger...

And this is what you get in a society that fetishizes guns.

I really need to remember this....because you’re right.

This is the society you get when you treat firearm ownership as an inalienable right, rather than a privilege with responsibilities.

He looked like a total badass. The control of his weapon points to adequate training. Glad he’s armed and spraying our highways for justice.

From crushing the cultures and religious history of nations around the world?

I have never once regretted buying something new over buying a shitbox, and I’ve owned plenty of both.

Obviously she uses...

Hey Ladies. Want to attract the man of your dreams? Try Body on Tap Shampoo. They will be lining up to sniff your hair and will walk a mile to lick your shower clean.

What the heck is with these comments today?

Gee! Your hair smells like cigarettes!

Too rare to modify. Too boring to restore. Too expensive to bother.

It’s neat! I don’t know if it’s $6000 non-running project car neat, but it’s neat!

Someone looking at payments only.

See, this is why you need engineers on staff of a car website. And why MAYBE YOU SHOULDN’T IGNORE THEIR INPUT.

Calm down, DT. [Breathes into paper bag, puts ice on swollen right fist].

I still feel like the Renault is king here because it grew wider by ~15% where the Bronco grew by ~13%.

And yet, I would take a Renault 5 Turbo over a Bronco any day of the week. Heck, even a standard R5.