I forget about this thing. Then when I see it again, my reaction is always “oof.” So ugly it’s offensive.

Lipstick on a Sturgeon.

I mean it’s an improvement but it isn’t a particularly high bar to clear.

#4 and #5...I’ve been there as well.  I’m currently at #8, although I personally have not left as many dead cars in my wake.

The first concept car I truly loved was the 1988 Ford Splash. Something about it struck a chord in my 6-year-old heart.

Viola Metallic

All of you are wrong! The best purple car is the Pierre Cardin AMC Javelin!

For having seen a couple in the wild, the OG M2 looks fantastic in purple

This is the best purple car.

Purple 911

Plum Crazy anyone?

BMW Technoviolet

The overall tone of the ad, the wording makes me hesitate. On the face of it, seems like it should be a NP, but the seller comes across as a dickhead and $6200 is too much to put up with the hassle! So No Dice because I wouldn’t want to deal with this guy and his boy-racer modifications.

If they sold a manual v60 or v90, I would give Volvo all of my money!

Saw that, too. I’m picking my battles...

Two very unique things? No, Jason, NO!

I am all in, why not? Run a few tests on it, throw a few parts at it, if it works you win, if it doesn’t a guy like me who has never owned one learns to speak Mercedes, and it gets sold for around what I bought it for, or parted out 

Oh wait, I see the issue right there in your photos...it’s a ‘96 Pontiac Firebird.

You’re more likely to get myocarditis from Covid than the vaccine.

THIS! THIS! is the journalism I come to Jalopnik for every day all day! Thanks for the laugh! I love this! Keep up the great work.