Six year old cheap used de-studded tires. :SHUDDER:

NP, because I had the Matchbox version of this car and really regret trading it to Eddie Cowen for his Wacky Packages collection.

This car is so ugly that even hiding it in the bushes like they did in the photos doesn’t help...

“Avoid minivans” is terrible advice.

Please tell me you’re a doctor.  Because that’s my kind of medicine.

In Jason’s defense, if someone gives you unlimited bidet access it’s hard to tell them that their new baby’s face looks like an airplane crash in a beaver’s mouth. So, after partaking extensively in the provided boozefest, Jason politely tamed his aesthetic opinions and learned to stop worrying and love the bidet...

Cool car but I’ve seen less beige and cheap plastic in medical equipment:

This makes thematic sense. It’s the caterpillar inside the cocoon. 

The front end looks like I was taking pictures of my dog with a wide-angle lens and he came up and tried to sniff the camera.

From this we can conclude it is not a vision issue but something more serious. That noted taillight fetishist Jason Torchinsky also didn’t take a photo of the secondary taillights suggests that there might be a very serious problem and medical help should be sought.

As a certified extremely nearsighted person, I took off my glasses and rolled to the end of my office to see if being blind would really improve the looks of the buck-toothed grille. Instead of doing so, it actually smoothed it out into what appeared to be the impression of two buttcheeks in a soft sofa. This made it…

The Hills Have Eyes.

Nah, the trunk doesn’t visually work near as well as the Prowler.  People rag on the Prowler enough because of the V6... but now make it uglier?  Yikes.

The phone is cool. The top kinda reminds me of a broken umbrella. ND

This. This is what makes this site awesome to visit.

I was wondering what happened to the Suzuki too.

Here, I think you need this for the gears in your avatar head that are obviously stuck.

Good Gawd its fugly... No wonder it didn’t sell

If you’re old enough/judged responsible enough to drive a vehicle on public roads, you’re old enough/responsible enough to face adult charges for vehicular crimes.