The phone is cool. The top kinda reminds me of a broken umbrella. ND

This. This is what makes this site awesome to visit.

I was wondering what happened to the Suzuki too.

Here, I think you need this for the gears in your avatar head that are obviously stuck.

Good Gawd its fugly... No wonder it didn’t sell

If you’re old enough/judged responsible enough to drive a vehicle on public roads, you’re old enough/responsible enough to face adult charges for vehicular crimes.

Need to make optometrist appointment because I'm not seeing it.

Where do you live that you can get anything in the world brought to you in the middle of the night through a huge traffic jam in less than 45 minutes?

Unpopular Opinion:  Cayman is way better looking than 911.

Are you just trying to get people to star this post for you?

I recently got an air fryer, and I tried it out on some fries. I was not disappointed! They won’t be as good as fresh, but they’ll be vastly better than microwaved.

Decided she no longer preferred the P.

I’m all about QUILTBAG as an easy-to-remember, easy-to-say, all-encompassing acronym.

Toast is a major treasure.

That scenario lacked enough antiquated racial slurs to make me think Philip ever said that.

Yllehs, meet Katie. Katie? Yllehs.

Katie, meet Yllehs.  Yllehs?  Katie.

Nobody wants to fuck somebody who’s into globes.

“Nobody wants to f*** somebody who’s into globes.”