People get rid of their M5s for all sorts of dumb reasons... 

This is about going price for one this nice and running in my area. I am not a fan of the color but would like one fo these. If you treat it like a slightly water resistant motorcycle then the lack of safety equipment is not a big deal. Most of these were not treated well and rusted away decades ago. nice price. 

That grey interior really gives it a low end rental car feel. 

This trend of offering cars in no colors that aren’t grayscale needs to stop.

Just a note.

An NBA ref immediately appeared from offscreen, raised a fist in the air and gave the man two free shots.

Makes sense. With Covid-19 cancelling a lot of car meets, Mustangs needed to figure out other ways to kill people.

This falls directly on the fine line between “really don’t want this” and “I absolutely, totally in no Universe would ever want this”.  Tough choice.

You know Rob, I thought today was going to overall suck as hard as yesterday did, but I logged onto Jalopnik, saw this headline, and had the biggest belly laugh that I’ve had in weeks. Thank you for bringing humor into our lives :D

You lost me at crappy pictures and an over abundance of air fresheners. I guess the smell of the rotting body in the trunk and the stains on the inside may have not completely gone away.

This sounds horrible. 

Only in Chicago can you stroll past the site of the St. Valentine’s Day Massacre on your way to a tasteful tapas brunch.

Why swap in a heavier and lower powered engine into this when you can just slap a supercharger onto the regular SRT8 engine to make gonzo power?

“Just sort out these few wires here and pull the big lever. Piece of cake.”

The Ford “Police Interceptor” badge tells you all you need to know. Run, don’t walk, away from this. 

I do not know why, but there’s something about this woman that annoys the living HELL out of me.

Now that we have FDA approval, this needs to be mandated just like every other mandated vaccine, especially in schools. But apparently not enough people have died down here in Texas, because god emperor abbott has now banned the mandated covid vaccine. Initially it was any covid shot that was under EUA, but now it’s…

But in black? You’d have to search for at least three minutes!

I hope I’m not stating the obvious here, but...why not just get a manual version of this car? I’m pretty sure they were built and sold here as manuals.

Incorrect.