I am reminded of the Tom Haverford bit from Parks & Rec where he talks about “apps and zerts”. We quote it a lot, but mostly in a jokey way (“let’s have chicky chicky parm parm for dinner”)

Is Cea Sal a real thing? I want to punch my screen just looking at it..

This seriously pushes the boundaries of “Running, driving vehicle with a manual transmission under X dollars” so it’s definitely a conundrum.

Exactly. Toyota played this commercial basically every chance they got during the Olympics. 

I have been wondering, during your European adventure, who is watering the Jeeps back home. Their rust is being inhibited.

Hallo Mr Torchinsky, why you say about my product? much designed to reducing the fuel and much save money on environment. Not everyone much can afford great Changli, even we all want one really bad a one! I decide to reduce fuel consumption very much! Thanks for my website, even you say things I know you enjoy about…

I’ve positively identified it as David Tracy’s next car.

Not quite a signal light but a small trim piece. It’s a 1962 Dodge Polara.

I’m thinking ‘64 Dodge Polara. Don’t know what those drilled holes are for, but the spread apart headlights are quite a clue.

According to the sales literature, you could purchase any single part of the system, which makes no goddamn sense.

Weight is important, but not that important.

Modern engines have more torque so you move faster from 0.

Modern cars have much better brakes, so you stop faster as well.

Modern cars have way better suspensions, so you can take a turn and don’t
have to hold on to dear life.

Modern cars also have better tires (not thanks to…

THIS.. is good jello picnic. Thank you Torch.

The fact that a modern Camry can outperform the 80s supercars of my childhood supports your theory.

I grumble as much as anyone about trends in auto design and engineering, but there is absolutely zero doubt that cars today are better in virtually every way than they ever have been.

I mean it’s not mere seconds and a small pothole away from falling apart and/or impaling the driver.  So I guess, win?

Jason, I feel like I ask this entirely too often, but how fucking high are you?

I talked him down to 12,500 in Google play gift cards. His uncle is sending it via transport since he’s out of the country. Already sent him my SSN and DOB so he can notarize the title. Snooze ya loose!

I like that the number of duplicates seems completely random. Will there be 4 pictures? 8? 2? Who knows! It’s Kinja baby.

It isn’t news that the dogs own the house. Last night is typical.