Many, many years ago Norm Macdonald should have won the million dollars but Regis psyched him out of trying for it. He had the right answer ready to go and Regis just kept badgering him about making sure he was certain that he finally got freaked out and quit.

I got dragged to Disney Springs last year and they have some of these that you can go for a ride out in their little lake.  Boats pretty much bore me and I absolutely hate Disney and begrudge every single dollar of mine that has ever gone into their pockets but I thought about it for a minute.  If they would have let…

Yeah I was a little rushed when I was posting yesterday so I just sort of jumped ahead  to where I see the potential weak spot.  Cars and their components are just made so much better these days that there is the potential for them to last much longer than those from the past, but the pieces that will break are going…

They are big fans of ‘50s Americana but they were told they would never get approval for Beaver’s Car?

I am curious as to how modern cars in general are going to hold up as more and more components require computer input to function effectively. The 240s are so durable because they are pretty simple overall. The core components are pretty indestructible and anything that wears out can be bolted back on fairly easily.

I was surprised when I had to scroll down this far to see Volvo mentioned.

We have had a tradition for many years now of watching Thanksgiving themed TV shows on Thanksgiving Eve.  “Turkeys Away”, “Over the River and Through the Woods”, and “Thanksgiving Orphans” (Cheers) always make the list. From there it depends on how long we can stay awake.

Yep, same dent just behind the front driver’s side indicator light.

The front end is ...fine. The back end is meh. The side vent running board mess is a disaster. 

This is focused more on home stuff, but the first arcade game I can remember doing voice really well was Sinistar. I remember playing it the first time and being actually a little freaked out the first time it said “Beware, I live.”

Close, he’s been eating Nixon’s dog.

A fast Jeep is even stupider than a fast truck

There was never any doubt that Mel and Sue had the best interests of the contestants at heart first and foremost. They demonstrated again and again that they would burn down the show rather than let a contestant come to harm. At best Noel treats the contestants as props. It makes a big difference in how a joke lands. H…

You forgot Bobby Hill on your list of gout luminaries

Yeah, that really pissed me off as well.  The last two weeks have been stupid to the point where if it wasn’t for Hermine I would be done.

Regardless of sexual orientation you are correct that the Mr. Spoon comment was way the fuck off base.

Meth is a hell of a drug. 

Yes.

It would be as if someone added a giant rabbit into some scenes in Gladiator. It would spoil the whole thing and make you go “Wait, why is there a giant rabbit in this scene?”

Who’s a good sandwich cookie? Joe is!  Yes he is! Such a good little sandwich cookie!