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And bumpers. Don’t forget your proclivity to go ham on bumpers.

So this article gives me the opportunity to ask a question that has really bothered me about the movies: Who is the most responsible for the shitty treatment of Snowbell?

There are a few episodes of the Norm McDonald podcast with Bob Einstein that are pretty great.  He has some fantastic stories about his pre-Super Dave career working as a writer and producer for folks like Redd Foxx.

Old Ebbitt Grill in DC is on the list and I have no idea what they are talking about. I haven’t ever tried to make a reservation, but I have also never waited more than about 5 minutes for a table when just walking in. And while the ambiance is kind of neat the food is pretty much exactly the same as any one of the

unless the mere fact of cheese sauce on scallops is sufficient to offend

Shut up!  He just ran into my dad and they are having a good talk and then they went for ice cream and then they are gonna remember that I like ice cream too and their both going to back really, really soon!

Nope, you’ve got it now. Add a little nasal extension to the a’s if you want to sound like a local. 

This is cool! Here is my contribution:

Are the blank spots in the middle Highland Park and Hamtramck? Is that because they aren’t part of incorporated Detroit?

Seconded

Screenshot 1: More bullshit crammed onto a screen meaning that you have to spend longer looking down and not at the road

Yeah, but the Wuhan virus ain’t nuttin’ ta fuck wit. 

When I had haggis in Edinburgh the tatties were by far the worst thing on the plate.  I still have no idea how they messed up potatoes that badly. 

No borek!  Khlav Kalash!

I would like to think that was the case, but I have just become aware of the existence of “foodgod” and my feelings about the state of humanity are pretty damn low at the moment.

Really enjoyed this video, please keep them coming!

Mr. Peanut’s son died on the way back to his own planet.

I’ve been in a few restaurants that are too quiet and this is just weird, but much more often the world is just too loud for me.  Too much noise can get me pretty agitated pretty quickly.  For this reason anyplace with live music is an automatic rejection.

Even before you named it in your second post I was ready to reply that Taco Bamba is best enjoyed “to-go”.

Seriously, one of my first stops when I am travelling overseas is to find a Kit Kat.