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Beer-light Guidance
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If you really want to up your game throw them in a smoker instead of cooking in the oven.

Those damn pelicans took down another Lambo.

The top left pair remind me of the old joke:

Came down here to make a similar joke.  I think I like yours better.

Everything about this article is great, starting with the title.

So is this what it has come to? Tune in each Friday to see what great talent has decided to leave?  All the best Patrick. 

Just make sure the mutton is nice and lean and the tomatoes are ripe.  So perfect.

Maybe they will reverse the trend of everything from Ballast Point having to have fruit in it.  

This gives me the opportunity to vent about I client I have that is driving me absolutely nuts about a simple training document I am writing for them. The last straw for me is that they insisted that I change some text that I had made blue (in keeping with their color scheme) and bolded for emphasis. The fact that

Pure Pasty is good stuff you should definitely give them a try.

I would have to start doing some serious comparisons before I said it was the best for me, but it sure as heck is in contention.  

Honestly I am glad to see Saturn burn in hell.  Aside from making shitty, ugly cars their “no-haggle” pricing pissed me off to no end.  They acted like they were doing people a favor when in fact they had the exact same markups as any other MSRP.  They were the corporate version of Hank Hill’s car dealer that gave him

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Yep, that is the place.

I was all cued up to comment “Throw away the carcass after you have made stock, right?” so I was glad someone beat me to it.

Do a culinary tour of Hazel Park and hit up Brayz, then stop by Loui’s for the finest Detroit-style pizza available to man.

I see. And this Vine you speak of?

Milk a Caramel is awesome. Sorry, I’m tired, stating facts is all I am up for this evening. 

While this was a very good article, it just made me sad to think we may not get a Hater’s Guide to Williams Sonoma this year.  Fucking Herbs