What?!?! Why not get a tattoo of the president and see what happens? It’s worth a shot...seriously, I’m being serious here
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I can’t help it, I really like Pete and want him to win at life! I love this tattoo bit of his and hope that Louis CK dies a little inside when he hears it!
That’s kinda hilarious. Maybe he could get a little Weinstein tat while he’s at it?
That’s why I don’t like these stand-up write ups... One, often you have to be there to get the tone or emphasis on certain words, two, they can basically say what they want or have understood it badly and completely change what the joke was about..
Aww boo hoo, someone disagrees with you... affectionate or not, she knew damn well it would attract press attention at a time he could really do without it. Fuck you, next...
You're an idiot. He wasn't mad about thank you next
A shining example of what I don’t get about Ariana Grande - media full of stories about what a wonderful person she is, how she helped mac miller with sobriety blah blah. Then she goes and publicly calls out a mentally unwell person in her songs and videos. Frankly she can fuck right off with her bullshit in future.
Men’s Swimming Olympic Gold Medals since 1896:
Just for clarity, they don't actually take the tip off.
I was a sex worker for three years. I have never been treated better by customers. But different types of sex work have very different experiences. Stripping and waiting tables are essentially the same, stress wise. And you get treated like shit by just about everybody. I've never done porn, but if she says her…
Replace Jeff Daniels with this guy and make it a little more lighthearted and I may actually watch The Newsroom.
Confused why #fuckcoke is trending on twitter. I thought Philip Seymour Hoffman died of a heroin overdose
Because it really does look like she just doesn't give a shit about birth control. I'm pro-choice, but I still roll my eyes at a woman with four unplanned pregnancies with at least three different men before age 23. Though I guess it's better for everyone that she has the choice of abortion.
I looked for you every day, Avonte.
Seems like a pretty insensitive tribute to Jovan Belcher.
Dominic was both on America's Best Dance Crew AND So You Think You Can Dance, btw.
At least he, by crossing the street, was able to gain ten yards.
I DID NOT ANTICIPATE THIS LEVEL OF BRUTALITY.
Yeah.. I deliver babies and I basically do the same thing.