I know you're a huge commenter on Deadspin but that's a really shitty thing to post about someone getting murdered. Was that lame joke really THAT important that you just couldn't refrain from posting it?

I hope the Glorious PC Master Race makes an appearance in this console war. That would just be icing on the cake!

In my opinion, Kanye is just straight up INTERESTING. At the end of the day, whether or not he's a Huge Hollywood Dick won't change based on my opinion of him, but I think he is an example of how we expect certain things from "celebrities" and it's kind of weird. I honestly think he may have some sort of social/public…

Ouch! That second pic makes me feel sorry for Doug. (That IS supposed to be Doug right?)

Well, this is the kind of feminism that men generally approve of- the right to be naked and sexual. It's not threatening to them and it doesn't upset the social construct that they like. So Miley and Courtney aren't really risking anything by saying that.

Honestly, celebrities are so low on the scale of wealth. Be happy they're spending money on shit that actually benefits people who aren't part of the 1% like cake makers, and strippers. At least they're not investing in dressage horses and JP Morgan stock.

just the tip though...because Drake is polite.

The frumpiest gay guy they could find is Jonathan Groff in glasses and hoodie?

Perhaps we should take a Pol?

POT ISN'T LIFE OR DEATH...

And that comment right there is why you've never actually seen a vagina in person.

I have to agree with @VioletGatesy. I'm pretty hard on my bras (though I don't put them in the dryer), and most of my Victoria's Secret bras have lasted for many years. I know that dumping on VS is the cool thing to do here, but I just can't. I've never had a bad experience with them, and I say this as some one who…

I've had VS bras and underwear for years. If you don't dry the bras in the dryer (you shouldn't with any bras), they last for a long long long time. I completely disagree they are poor quality.

I'm probably thirty minutes from Stephentown, and this story has gotten a TON of publicity locally. In my own opinion I think he blasted these kids and asked for arrests and donations to simply pull the house out of foreclosure.

You're making the wrong assumptions. Are we using the entire jar of mayonnaise for this recipe? No, so we don't include the total cost of the mayonnaise. Some of these items I would always have in stock anyways. I appreciate the effort and trying to show your work, but the math doesn't hold up. How much would it…

Media creates a distraction by using speculation as fact. Media then talks about whether said distraction will "distract" the Dolphins — Dolphins Lose — Media claims Dolphins looked "distracted." Now that's a farce.

I am looking forward to the reasoned and nuanced discussion this post will initiate.

Man, the Florida sun has not been kind to Scott Steiner.

Those girls need Tami Taylor.

As much as I loathe this "people who came of age in the '90s have more disposable income now, let's resell them the shit they liked back then" thing, it's going to be way worse in about 10 years when Buzzfeed is running, like, "15 Things Good Charlotte Said Better Than Anyone Else."