I thought they were the boxes his sneakers came in.

Close your eyes during that Hard Times promo. I swear to jeebus, he had the exact same cadence as Mitch Hedberg.

Between this guy, Blatter, Chuck Blazer, Jack Warner...man, FIFA has the ugliest workforce in the history of ugly workforces.

This is a problem for the Warriors, can confirm. I recall Chris Bosh’s girlfriend riling up Bronbron in a game in Toronto a few years back, King James went off for about 20 in the 4th Q. Do not give him extra motivation, because he will tear your heart out.

After reading this article about Hope Solo, I’m suddenly craving a roast beef sandwich. I dunno why.

Kyrie Irving is a grown-ass man that was raised by another grown-ass man, Drederick Irving, his father.

damn. BASED Discovery Channel twitter account ended that hockey club.

When I was a kid watching TV, if someone got hit on the head and lost their memory, the only way to get it back was to hit them on the head again.

At some ramen places now, you can ask for “kae-dama,”

It featured the melodies of JD and the Straight Shot, Dolan’s corner-bar band

I think it’s his impression of the Raptors during their 1st round series with John Wall and the Wiz. Because they derped a mighty derp.

INCORRECT.

now-total decline of what was at one time the most brutal crossover artist alive.

JORDAN WOULD HAVE DUNKED IT.

I agree this hasn’t been a masterful coaching job thus far in the Playoffs, and the Raps regular season record is probably better than it should have been, but Casey gets one more year. I mean, the Heat won 2 rings and 4 trips to the finals despite having a functionally retarded waterboy as their head coach. It’s…

James Johnson cocked that joint back and banged on ‘em...

You meant top 10 traveling non-calls, right? IN!

Not anywhere near as shiny as Mike Woodson’s head.

Northern Alabama....boy, I should have guessed that. Thanks.

Just to make sure I understand this right: Rivers doesn’t want to be part of a team that might move 90 minutes up the freeway (granted, a 6-hour commute with SoCal traffic) because “family”. Then, he’s going to accept a trade halfway across the country to Flyoverland, TN because (fill in the blank here).