Okay, I took my bra off and now my stress level is down to about 25.

#teamanimals!

I can only wish that someone named "fartgod" would listen to/understand this sort of nuance...

Except Eminem has made an entire career out of calling himself trailer trash, making fun of his poor up bringing, etc. I'm going to say that if it's fair game for him to talk shit about, it's fair game for her to talk shit about.

I'm a brilliant dealer in men's accessories?

You brilliant haberdasher. I've got to reread that one.

My soul living on in a cute fuzzy kitty? I'm ok with that.

If I were going for ancient classical plays, I'd pick Iphigenia at Aulis. Because that involves sacrificing a daughter.

Yes, because the girl that was molested by her mother's boyfriend who she's now back together with and siding with her molester boyfriend makes the victim trash. Also, not for nothing, all of those children are victims with this horrible excuse for a mother. But it's easier and I guess makes you sound more edgy to…

There's the beginnings of a tragedy here on the level of Oedipus.

I think this is one of those things where even if there's a more "accurate" explanation, the one we want to believe is good enough.

listen, Mark, you seem like a good guy and a funny fellow. So I'm really sorry that you're getting the brunt of my bad day. But for the love of God.

Whenever there's a TS article, my first response is to scroll down and find out what Adultosaur has to say.

Taylor Swift: "New York's hottest club is: Gush. Club owner Gay Dunaway has built a fantasy world that answers the question, "Nooow?"

She was supposed to name a historical-yet-obscure-but-not-so-obscure-so-as-to-seem-hipster-y location.

Yeah, her comments weren't anywhere near as bad as they sounded in the headline. She didn't say it was her "favorite." She said it was worth seeing and that she had a meaningful experience there.

I mean, her comments seem appropriate and respectful, the fuck is the problem? I don't even like TS, but ffs.

Ladybugs 2: Bugging the S&*t out of me

I came here for this. I live my extreme but age-inappropriate Taylor fangirl extremism through you.

YES