Neither is marriage.
Neither is marriage.
My dad had a cardiac arrest when they put him under for a minor procedure. Why anyone would fuck with surgery I do not know. Of course, this is to real surgery what a pile of burning tires is to architecture.
Mark, are you by any chance coming off a gig at Sick, Sad World?
What a sweet face! She can fart all she wants, yes she can!
I feel so sorry for your friend, and for my friend who does exactly the same thing, sometimes several times in a row.
Hah! My dog does the same thing. Her farts are just tiny puffs, but they freak her out.
Apologies to anyone disappointed that the show is not literally a baby battle royal, where chubby babies still struggling with motor skills grapple helplessly with one another.
That's bullshit. People who have kids usually do so because they want to, because it fulfills a personal need, and that's as it should be but it's not selfless.
And this, friends and trolls alike, is how the patriarchy is maintained.
He's the semi-self-aware dude in the kingdom of the oblivious.
I've started to fantasize about setting people on fire with my mind. It's helping a little.
Just give the little fuckers their senate seats now and save time.
He's third-generation rich, so not a whole hell of a lot.
Fucking seriously. With all the truly horrific race-based injustice in the world, is it really such an outrage if one hard luck case gets a weird break? Jesus.
Well, you know how actors hate playing villain, antiheroes, and complicated scumbags.
Why all the focus on Celie? Why don't we hear more about Mr.'s feelings? #headtowall
If today has taught us anything, it's that women can't have nice things.
A detachment.
Or heartbroken. Or thinking about getting a latte.