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“Ragnarok” because of Norse Mythology, not because God of War, lmao.

If not for the building I would probably really enjoy this game.

Every single time a writer posts “free” everyone knows what they mean and there is always at least 10 people to reply immediately afterwards to whine about it. Free isn’t free, you solved the puzzle. WE GET IT.

I’ve never seen a game (or any kind of media) with so much lore, so much story, and so little actually going on. I know you can read for days about the various stock characters they have, but it all just goes in and out of my brain like elevator music.

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Can you run MAME and Retroarch on Steam Deck? Especially the arcade roms. I want those on the go.

LOL! I love it. Like maybe the guy a few comments up who felt the need to tell him “fuck you” for this article? Yeaaaaaa. 

You guys double posted this squid game clickbait story.

The battle pass is fine. The issues for me are:

Setting aside the capitalist mangling of a piece of art that was created to criticize it, I think I hate this guy’s face more every time I see it.

Do you know what else is in WB’s multiverse?

She wasn’t as big of a star as Toby? I have to disagree. Interview With a Vampire, Jumanji, Bring it On, The Virgin Suicides. She was a household name carrying box-office hits by that point. She just wasn’t making the same Oscar-bait as Maguire. 

The difference is it’s in the context of music

Counterpoint: Far Cry’s still fun, and honestly doesn’t need much changing. Maybe some better writing. It’s the video game equivalent of comfort food, I’ve enjoyed every one to date (except 6, haven’t gotten my hands on it yet).

I recently replayed Vice City and Demolition Man is not half as bad as I remember. I think a lot of it is just getting used the helicopter controls, which were brand new in VC but are now industry standard. Clustering enemies so you can kill them with your blades is fun and the stairwells are super roomy.

Nothing more humbling than finding out a game you’ve never heard of is the most popular game in the world (I mean that sincerely).

Yes! Chatterbox was the best. IMO the talk radio stations in subsequent GTAs have never been as good as Chatterbox (although Blaine County Talk Radio in GTA V comes close).

So she has a skincare line thats based in psuedoscience. How is this anything unusual from the 5 billion other products out there?

Celebs, both internet and in general, hawk useless and snake oil products all the time. I don’t get why this time it’s a big deal.

I’ll take it over “faux-NES style game #5,000,000.” Fox ‘n’ Forests did a great “faux-SNES” style, and there are probably more that I’m just not aware perhaps there is a threshold where the art becomes prohibitively complicated for a small developer. But still, it puzzles me games going for a retro style so often go

You’re pandering to me

And it’s working