Ah yes, we can’t all be as intelligent as Milligna000.

Sadly, the patient they were performing surgery on died on the operating table, but at least they got a lucky Croagunk out of the fiasco.

On second though, I actually do feel good about myself today.

Fuck all of these people.

Cloud’s Sword and My Struggle for Sexuality in the Virtual Workplace: A Pandemic Memoir

Bro can you imagine a Candy Crush x Conkers Bad Fur Day crossover, that would be so FUCKING cool. *immediately plunges head into light emanating from a hole in the wall and transforms into a Lawnmower Man like polygon being*

Jokes on them, i’m planning on suing EVERYONE.

That sounds like a personal problem.

Any major gaming website, that means Kotaku.

I don’t have to give any examples, go to any comment section on any major gaming website or reddit. Yes, much like everything based around opinions, it is subjective.

Plenty of people are bashing it, some of those people you see as reasonable actually are not.

Yes, if you take what was said in the worst, most pessimistic way possible. Nothing about this implies that boss fights are rage inducing on Normal.

He did far less time then required, laughed at the victim sobbing during the trial and has continually denied that he raped her. If that is your bar for repentance, ok, but it’s shockingly low.

The samurai armor is inherently very stupid, some color would go miles towards creating a set of armor that doesn’t make you look like a twelve year old boy with no sense of style or taste.

Well, can’t wait for people like this to end up on the chopping block, whether or not I live long enough to see it.

A classic Catch-22. You have to buy a Monster energy drink to swap challenges, but if you drink it you will die in five years due to radiation poisoning.

Eh, you can be silly without going full Fortnite. Not everything has to be a cartoon.

Now THIS is the game I was looking for. *immediately throws plugged in VCR into the bath I’m currently laying in*

Or maybe you should just go fuck yourself for comparing actual abuse victims to fucking whiny man children who can’t handle not getting virtual experience and validation for the videogame they barely seem to enjoy.

No need to be insecure, if you aren’t taking legitimate time out of your day to harass developers and writers of articles like this, I’m surely not talking about you. Or maybe I am, who knows anymore.