Some actual characters would be nice, but I guess people like their Tom Holland and Mark Wahlberg as bland as possible.

Jack Thompson be like I told you so.

“It’s not an option on the app, however, so keep in mind you’ll probably have to talk to a human.”

Fair enough, I suppose I’m just sympathetic towards anyone who has to deal with these “people”, regardless of how they got there. 

Fine, I have no comment on their culpability or their specific level of shenanigans, it doesn’t change my point.

“Please stop threatening our lives because of a bad tweet”

Weren’t you just on some Ubisoft related article telling people with what frequency they should play Ubisoft games?

Yes, those are people criticizing Dave, no they aren’t calling for his complete removal from Netflix, as they are now. It’s fine that you want to stick to the false narrative that people cared just as much back then, but it’s not true, no matter how many Buzzfeed articles you link me.

Yeah, I guess it took you five specials to actually start caring, huh?

No, they didn’t. I paid attention. Don’t invent things that never happened, let’s not act like every media outlet was raging against Chappelle, most were praising him his first few specials.

Are you mad because he said transphobic jokes, or because he said he is “team TERF”? I don’t remember people caring this much when he had the same exact material, sans JK Rowling, in all of his Netflix specials.

Maybe it would have been better if not spoiled by the trailer. What a nothing movie.

Ok, there is no proof either way. There is proof of the damage that microtransactions cause, therefore they are more important to care about.

No, when I see people invading other articles to harass them over a different article, I do not immediately think “they must give a shit”.

Well, no something that has been around forever and not been proven to be fatally harmful in the long term is not the same as a manipulative and corporate fueled practice of ringing every last dollar out of people at the expense of art. It’s bad, piracy is bad, but it is not just as important to care about.

I absolutely do not care about your star count or how easy it was to get, as always that means absolutely nothing.

Can’t fucking believe I’m defending Zack but there is no way you ACTUALLY care this much. I understand you couldn’t get traction and attention on the actual article this pertains to, but this is just desperate.

The first part is probably true, but you have an extremely low bar for newsworthy if that’s what you think this is.

I’m too good for FAR CRY, I only enjoy smart games about CAT DOG.

This feels like a new Deadspin version of a Kotaku article.