I’m not familiar enough with Doctor Jones’ article reading habits to make a comment on this matter.

I don’t care what you FEEL, I for one KNOW I didn’t read the article.

I don’t know about that, he seems like the type to jump to conclusions just for the sake of an adventure.

I feel like Indiana Jones, but this belongs in a museum, not some dot com boom basic bitch’s garage.

Did not expect an out now at the end of that, buying it now and somehow this will be the first new game I buy this year. 

This scene and a handful of action shots are all I remember. One of the only movies I walked out of with the same feeling I have when I see a movie absolutely hammered.

IGN?