“A FOOLISH CONSISTENCY IS THE HOBGOBLIN OF LITTLE MINDS!!!!!1!1!!”

Abusing alcohol and opiates? NASCAR fans are not going to put up with this.

Trump is going to wake up to a text message from Joe this morning that goes: “wow, totally fucked up about that show. Did you see it? It was totally a joke. Hahah. Unless you’re into it. Haha. JK. But yeah, what’d you think?”

This speech is the real reason T.O. didn’t show up.

To be fair, there ARE very fine purchasers of athletic footwear on both sides, both sides.

“You know, the Colonel also spoke of the better ingredients in which our Aryan brothers were made from, not like those oth.....*dial tone*”

1) “Irregardless of the return,” wrote the man who believes his thoughts should be widely heard and taken seriously.

*Is there anything more embarrassing than being seen at a Padres game? 

Dale Hansen is a goddamn treasure and should run for senate or president or some shit.

So you crapped on people on the internet. Now you need to wear your ballcap backwards and dose yourself with Axe bodyspray, and your day is totally done.

why wasn’t she looking at the flag while the anthem was playing? i was always taught to stare at the flag until the anthem was over, even if my eyes watered. never avert your gaze from that holy cloth because it holds supernatural powers that fill our hears with patriotism and love of country but hate of the people in…

Capitalism done right is great. The U.S.A. fucked itself by allowing giant corporations to buy politicians who then completely rigged the system in their favor.  Get money out of politics, and you’ll have representatives looking out for the interests of the many rather than the few.  

Whoever is hired to lie and destroy their reputation for Trump next will probably have even less self awareness or decency than Sarah Sanders, which is hard to imagine. But hey, Trump’s special purpose is to show America that rock bottom has a basement, so bring on the progressively debased clowns.

Nobody expects the Spanish acquisition

To be fair, the focus of his ads is to reach his home market, and that alone is an upstream battle.

I’ve read The Hobbit several times over my lifetime and LOTR once.

The John H. Schnatter Center for Free Enterprise at the Louisville College of Business.

Yeah well Forest Hills High School produced ALL four Ramones.

“I’m sort of just stayin’ up like a ship!”