Bilinsky says he will be waiting in the baggage claim holding a sign that says “Kick me.”

The key to solving most crimes are casual baseless connections made by random people who have no idea what they’re talking about.

he was house-hunting for his mother-in-law

“It’s not over yet. We still have a chance to come back and win it all.”

The White House is more than familiar with “tiny handful” .

Is this really gonna be my “Welcome to the Resistance” moment because when I read that press release from the White House my blood boiled with rage. So much so that I had to drop everything and write a rant.

It’s a function of our proximity to Denny’s franchises and levels of self-respect.

The American right believes something based on no evidence whatsoever? I can’t clutch my pearls hard enough, so shocked I am.

I decided to remove the NFL from my life last year. I really thought there was at least a chance of something meaningful happening in the off-season, and had a glimmer of hope that I could watch my beloved Detroit Lions piss down their legs despite (or because of?) Coachy McRapeBear. Reading about this, and the…

I’m sure all of the 70 year old grandpas who watch that show have read this Twitter-only correction and now know the truth.

Does it really count as an MLB start when it’s against the Padres?

Long live the pitcher who points up in the air at a 450 foot walk off

Those victims are all getting free funerals. Can ppl stop complaining now?

Was one of his charges destroying the police’s evidence cameras?

1996? This looks like a homemade science-fair attempt to create a working camera and film out of only potatoes.

Glad to see our police have military equipment from 2016 and photo equipment from 1996.

After finding out that Rosen was not gay, Highsmith decided to just pick either Mayfield, Rosen, Darnold or Allen’s name out of a hat.

It’s all a game to these people. Cillizza views Trump and his Goon Squad the same way the Pelicans view the Warriors. Sure, they’re the opponent for a little while, but after it’s all over we should be cordial.

For further safety they will also be providing these helmets: