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Liverpool is/are the coolest team left in the competition. Well done, pointing that out. I would go as far to say they’re probably the coolest team in the world.

Roll tide

He says “roll tide” in the same way a hostess at a restaurant says “party of _____” the second time.

“We’re proud of the way you represent yourselves, your university, and your state. And that is a great, great state. I know because I won it by 32 points.”

This is a really relevant story.

I think the issue has a couple parts:

It’s funny when you consider that military officials take an oath to support and defend the constitution which includes, you know, the first amendment

Obviously Twitter is another thing Deion couldn’t tackle…

Sometimes it really is all about who wants it bladder. Urethra focused on the game or you’re not.  

Eh, he just needs some hot buttered soul and he’ll be ready for action

That Pathfinder didn’t stand a chance against these rogue trailblazing explorers. It couldn’t even envision an escape from their renegade quest for liberty.

They say presidents affect the national tone during their terms, and it sure does appear that collusion is suddenly back in style.

The president continued: “There were a lot of big questions Korea didn’t answer. Were olympics? What about Godzilla? Many more...So much more. But in the end, I came forward and they said, ‘Trump can’t pilot the Gypsy Rose. You need two. Two,’ they said. Maybe more, so more. But I did great things and am very proud of

Of course they’ll sign anyone. I mean, if there had been some unsigned protestor who was a somewhat similar QB, stylistically speaking, do you honestly believe the Texans wouldn’t have snapped him up when Deshaun Watson went down, and would’ve instead opted to let a somewhat promising season go down the tubes? Well

Of course. Now I know what went wrong with all of my relationships. It wasn’t that I’m “emotionally unavailable” or “probably clinically depressed”. They just weren’t loyal enough to the program.

Frankly, I don’t see how more people don’t make a “wrong turn” at the first course marker they see and head right back to the locker room after it hits them that they’ll be skiing for 30 kilometers without stopping.

I feel like he’s been fine?

Tallest QBs 2017*- Brock Osweiler, Paxton Lynch, Ryan Mallett, Mike Glennon. Shortest QBs 2017*- Russell Wilson, Drew Brees, Tyrod Taylor, Aaron Rodgers. WTF are you trying to tell us Bill?

also, there will be somebody on their high horse coming in here to bitch that you’re using coverage of this as an excuse to get clicks and we’re all perverted weirdos for seeing a tiny nipple. those people are MORANS!