I hope you get eaten by hogs, you dumb fuck.

you are part of the problem sir. good day

Typical libtards getting triggered just because children are dying in easily preventable ways

don’t forget when he forgot she was standing right next to him.

First time I’ve seen a Deadspin article title quote Gisele Bundchen’s how-to modeling book.

If he comes out to the press conference dressed like the Pied Piper then we know that he did not suffer a brain injury.

“It’s funny to hear a female write about concussions.”

To be fair, he’s waited a long time to post this column.

You guys are missing the whole point. Mike Brown does not care one bit about winning. The team has ALWAYS been the family cash register. Marvin Lewis works cheaper than a new coach. That’s it. That’s the reason Marvin stays. He may be the second longest tenured coach in the league, but he is bottom 5 in pay. He also…

Lewis: My job is to win a World Championship

The answer is both simple and obvious: Alabama. Didn’t win their conference, didn’t even win their division, didn’t have to play an extra game against a high-quality opponent. If you’re only going to have a four-team playoff, you have to treat conference championship games as the defacto first round, and conference…

“We”? You’re a fan. Win or lose, your fat ass always belongs on the couch

Making the playoffs would have been counterproductive. I know, I know, all pro-Kaep argument get a bazillion stars. But the NFL is starting to understand what the NBA figured out a while ago. Sometimes, you may as well tank.

Mrs. Michaels: Al, do you really have to work on New Year’s Eve? I wanted to go dancing.

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Ahem.

Unless you are inside Mitchell’s head this tweet is utterly unintelligble. But to him it’s clear as day that he’s *eviscerated* liberals.
And it’s supposed to be funny, but the joke is ‘how do people not agree with me’.

After having rewatched those last plays, something that makes me sad about the catch discussion is that takes attention away from what the Pats secondary managed to do in those last two plays.

They should get rid of the review teams and just hire three philosophers to debate the existential questions the rules committee seems unable to clarify - when does a quarterback stop being a quarterback and become a runner? when is a catch not a catch? if the ground can’t cause a fumble, how can it cause an…