But only sell it to “the right people”.

The RedHawks era is off to an illustrious start.

I thought they were recycling some old Jian Ghomeshi content.

Enh, exactly what you’d expect from someone married to a left winger.

I don’t disagree, but I’d like to remind you of the interview as the coach goes into the locker room at halftime. Those are always sooo enlightening.

Sports press conferences are the dumbest fucking thing on the planet.

Joe Schultz might say you are shit fucked....

There aren’t many sports where “doing something not exactly the right way” means you might die as opposed to missing a jump shot, striking out, or looking foolish. If it’s that thin a line in the NFL, we’ve got a huge problem. If Michael Phelps’s fundamentals are off, he loses a race by. 05. If Roger Federer doesn’t…

I see people say this over and over, and the only thing I can say is “so?”.

GO USA

Ottawa moving to Quebec City would be the highlight of my life:

Guys on each team taken off the field for head injuries, one guy potentially paralyzed, countless flags on penalties the average viewer can’t see, more commercials than football...

He’s definitely not going to Stanford.

Maybe they should just create some more bowl games?

Paranoia? They interfered with our election. That’s not paranoia at all.

I hope that Jalen has paid attention in his culinary/mba classes so he has a good chance of success with his post Alabama QB endeavor of a self titled Donut shop near campus. The ads write themselves after all.

Belichick is a brave man to have kept such fears to himself all these years. After all, he must have been a nervous wreck every time his teams have played in the Bay Area. Everybody knows about San Francisco earthquakes, of course. But it’s also been known for decades the Hayward fault under the east bay is long…

Possible questions on the secret ballot:

I wouldn’t be surprised if he passes on turkey pardoning. I also wouldn’t be surprised if he signed death warrants for any still-living turkeys pardoned by Obama. My capability for surprise has waned almost completely.