Isn’t it still better than having Phil Simms on TV?

I thought the last 10 months would have been sufficient warning about the dangers of replacing a competent black man with an inexperienced and unqualified white guy, but here we are again.

Old lady here. When I was 22 and starting out as a manager, my first boss said to me—If you have to decide to do something, either do it because it is right or don’t do it because it is wrong. Because if you are doing it in order to be thanked, you are going to have a very fucked-up and unhappy career.

Okay, but there’s a really funny story behind that song. Merle & Willie and (I think) Hank were rolling down I-40 in their tour bus, stoned to the fucking bejeezus. When they passed an exit sign for Muskogee, OK, Merle took a hard drag on the joint, giggled, & said, “I bet they don’t smoke marijuana in Muskogee!”

Jesus.

He fucked Bob Taft in a barn? kinky....

Tonight there are unanswered questions about Preston’s vehicle, but the crash resolved two of them:

I was practicing some cheers for the upcoming school year with a couple of my neighbors just for fun.

We should start by not sending them to fight bullshit wars.

(Grabs speakerphone) yes

Libertarian needs help.

News at 11.

“You can try movin on all you want. He’s gonna find yah. Back in 83', Olivia and I packed up Peyton and Coop, in the middle of the night, and hightailed it up to Minneapolis. 9 days later, we are awoken by a horrible shriek downstairs. I kid you not, we find Eli stuck, one arm and one leg through the doggie door,…

Uh huh. So having studied Florida law for the last 3 minutes 42 seconds, here is what I can find about felony battery:

Mindless displays of nationalism are, by and large, stupid and idiotic at best, dangerous at worst. Singing the national anthem before a fucking sports game is a tradition that needs to stop yesterday. Uncritical notions of nationalistic exceptionalism are extremely dangerous, and I forever look forward to the day…

Lots of folks in the greys looking for “justifiable” reasons to just straight up deck a woman. Y i k e s.

Wait wait wait... he prevented her from harming herself by harming her far worse than she could ha e ever harmed herself in that situation? Nah

Jesus Christ, Buddy. Yeah, she’s drunkenly swatting at your head. Did you really need to “neutralize the threat” by punching her in the fucking face? Was it that scary, really? Why not just fucking shoot her 8 times next time?

I am merciless Giants fan where everything about the Dodgers are concerned.. but Kershaw is looking at it all wrong. Jeez, they took it to a 7th game and were never out of it. It was one of the greatest series that has been-or-ever will be played, and they covered themselves in baseball glory. Hell, Kershaw is a…

He’ll be acquitted; the Nationals can’t beat anyone in October.

Why does he hate America and the troops?