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The whole video must be a humiliating experience for everyone involved. I’m guessing the players who appear in the video only do so because they drew the short straws, and must now endure being the target of their teammates’ laughter for the entire season.

I have a gub.

So many things to be angry about here, but I’ll add one, admittedly superficial, item: he is one of the most entertaining football players to watch. The way he runs like a gazelle makes/made a 49ers game a wonderful thing to behold. Football fans should be angry at the NFL, if for no other reason, for being deprived

Is Gruden’s wristwatch upside down?

Yay! We’re number “not 32"!

What happens if Bell stays out the entire season? Does he have to deal with the Steelers again next year? Can they franchise him again?

How humiliating to finish a great career by playing for the embarrassment of a franchise the Chargers have become. The only thing worse would be to make him endure a ceremony like the travesty the Chargers put LaDanian Tomlinson through, where they trotted him out onto the field of a soccer stadium in front of a

I feel sorry for Evan Gattis. He has 24 home runs this year, but because of the way White is hitting, Gattis is sitting on the bench.

I only have a passing familiarity with soccer, but from what I can gather, most goals are scored by teams putting the ball in their own net. Is that so?

Incoherency” has never been a disqualifying factor when choosing a football pundit to participate in these talking head discussions, so it doesn’t seem like “doesn’t watch the games” should disqualify anyone either.

Some people are fans of the Los Angeles Chargers.

Maybe the penalty should be to make the pitcher stand in the batter’s box and take a pitch to the elbow before he’s sent to the showers. Just a thought.

when dozens of your relatives think you are a disgrace

His birthday was just yesterday? I’m surprised she got the film back  from the lab so soon.

Please tell me how the President commanding someone to refrain from peacefully protesting is not a case of the government infringing on free speech.

Kathryn rolls a 12-pound ball, and has bowled “a lot of 250s,”

Our democracy is under existential threat. Now is not the time to sit on the sidelines and say “I don’t want to get involved”.

I dunno. On the one hand, having the president spend his time watching TV and using Twitter means he’s not spending his time running the country. On the other hand, having the president spend his time watching TV and using Twitter means he’s not spending his time running the country.

My favorite part of the story is when the reporter says the police went to the residence of the suspects, but nobody answered the door when they knocked. I can see the police returning to the aquarium now and explaining how they’ve exhausted all possible leads in this case.