“Pursue other opportunities”? It sounds like he has a chance to get out of Cincinnati. Who among us wouldn’t jump at that opportunity?

Why *shouldn’t* the warden earn more than the inmates?

Like others here, I’m about through with the NFL. The increased speed and size of the players have turned “big hits” of yesteryear into “violent assaults”today. Games are now crossing the line from exciting to repulsive.

You know what’s coming next. “If you want to ask a question, first come up here and kiss my feet.”

A great song...but the difference is Okie from Muskogee is a humorous satire of conservative dogma in rural america. I fear this Knee song is sincere.

Wait. Jameis Winston was hanging with Kurt Warner. What?

If it was that easy for the owners to remove one owner they felt was detrimental to the league, wouldn’t they have removed Al Davis many times over?

How about an award to San Diego for telling the Chargers: “don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.”

Can we assume your email to him included a picture of yourself which you copied from a fashion magazine?

Let me get this straight: The league is worried about players kneeling hurting the NFL’s image?

Sorry, but I don’t see what’s counterintuitive about this. I don’t even see anything confusing. He basically threw the ball into the end zone. The thrown ball entered the end zone and then went out of bounds. That’s a touchback and possession goes to the Packers.

My grandfather voted for Trump. That doesn’t mean I don’t still love him.

It didn’t feel right because it was unconscionably violent, from a sentient-being perspective.

I guess we know how he answered that standard question on his police entrance exam: What would you do if a girl, who has been subdued by several cops, drunkenly waves at your head?

The Presidential Medal of Freedom for this employee seems appropriate.

Give her a break. She’s a public person who has her every word meticulously examined. At this point she has clearly proven she is capable of writing her own name which, among her fathers’ supporters, means she is a member of the literati. Just giving credit where credit is due.

Wrong question. The question is not “why did he leave after that inquiry?” The question is why do these athletes put up with endless stupid questions from reporters week after week? It must be a soul-crushing experience to step up to the podium and be subjected to yet another barrage of imbecilic inquiries.

The decision to pass on Goofus and instead hire Gallant as their coach was controversial at the time, but that choice seems to be paying off.

Bernie Nichols scored 70 goals one year. I wonder why?

“highly selective” means he doesn’t need to know where Iran is?