Trying to fight while wearing ice skates is, by definition, stupid.

Maybe he should wear a moo moo?

a sport that encourages play that gets its star players regularly injured has a problem

Considering the daily onslaught of mind-numbingly stupid questions these athletes are subjected to, I don’t understand why they don’t always respond in this manner.

I can’t decide if that’s a spoonerism or the coinage of a particularly clever new phrase. Could go either way.

I remember when I was 12 years old, just like you are now. Don’t worry, you’ll be 13 before you know it.

According to their wikipedia page, the BYU Cougarettes are a porn and dance team. Maybe I misread that.

Oh my no. 9/11/2001 was the day xenophobia became rampant and was most notably manifested in an incoherent nationalism that irrationally divided the world into us and them. This pea-brain form of nationalism has given rise to rituals that feature the flag in various insincere pseudo-patriotic displays. None of this…

An integral part of the annual visit of the Raiders, and their accompanying fans, to San Diego, is (was!) the airwaves being flooded with commercials for bail bondsmen. I am not making this up. The commercials directly addressed Raiders fans in the viewing audience.

I’m guessing, from the lack of replies, Mom has seen this kind of thing before.

“You can’t legislate against evil”.

In today’s NFL, there are only two kinds of teams: teams that are serious contenders for the super bowl, and teams that are tanking. If you’re foolish enough to try to put yourself in a third category between those two, you are destined for eternal mediocrity.

Dude, you have not been paying attention. This is the way Chargers games have been in San Diego for years. When Green Bay, Philadelphia, Oakland, etc. have visited San Diego it’s difficult to find a Chargers fan in attendance. Hence the reason the San Diego population said “don’t let the the door hit you in the ass”…

In some ways, even though you can try to convince yourself the cover is not despicable, it actually is.

Oh yeah!? I’d like to see Gerald come to my basement and make a meme gif.

Maybe there’s hope.

It’s like these people, whose job it is to ask questions at presidential press briefings have never seen a presidential press briefing before. In their entire lives.

Let’s ask their employers if they’re ok with the demonstrations. Oh, they already answered that. They expressed complete support for the demonstrations. Are you seriously unaware of this?

The employers have already explicitly stated they support these demonstrations. Repeatedly. Slam. Dunk.

He’s angry that someone at a NASCAR race might care about the plight of people of color? He’s going to have to hunt pretty long and hard to find that flea to step on.