Fowl? He said motherfucker, not chickenfucker.

Are you new?

Ah, I wasn’t aware of the lack of the PM feature. OK - here goes!

That’s very kind, thank you so much! Kinja doesn’t have a PM feature but I am fine with discussing my bits in public forums because I have no shame haha.

I think this sounds odd because we’re used to guys not giving AF about anyone. I’ve walked around with kleenex, tampons, a small first aid and sewing kit since I was a teen and no one has ever found it weird.

On one hand, why would I ever ask a man for a tampon in the first place? And on the other, that’s cool, let him pay for them (and the accompanying merchandise tax). I guess?

This is way too long to finish reading, but the gist seems to be that Jezebel is your only window into feminism and that is obscenely absurd and slightly disturbing. Not only that, you just perfectly embodied everything that is wrong with men (#notallmen) in their inability to empathize with anything other than…

too long. didn’t read.

Run along. The adults are busy.

“You clown each other, make fun of each other. Hate each other, hold each other back.”

I wonder if he’s related to my friend who says fertilizing your weed seedlings with menstrual blood will ensure they turn out female.

I just got finished reading some crazy Facebook post that a couple friends commented on. Buddy says only ill women menstruate and if we just ate raw we’d never have to worry about it again.

Or Laura Jane Grace.

Speaking as a common trans woman, I have neither the time nor the patience to be the face of the trans movement. What good are celebrities if they can’t provide a bit of advocacy for their communities? It seems like the Wachowski sisters are fairly well educated and self aware, and we also have Laverne Cox, and Tiq…

Let's just, like, any time someone wants to interview Caitlyn, they just go to the Wachowski sisters instead? Can we do that? For a better tomorrow?

By this logic Christmas doesn’t make sense, as typically there are an even number of presents exchanged. I give a present to X, and X gives a present to me. It still ends up feeling more fun than just buying something for yourself. Same goes with the culture of buying your table a round, it’s expected that everyone at…

I believe there are already multiple mods to that very effect. Some even make the portraits, ahem, racier?

There are a lot of organisations that take care of necessities like food and sanitary items for people in need (thankfully), but not as many that help out with passing the time – which for me at least was why the temptation to turn to alcohol and drugs was all too strong.