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There’s a strong intersection between the type of dude who wants a brown turbo diesel manual wagon, and the type of dude who would fly 5000 miles on a whim to see a woman he’s only texted.

Why not both?

No shade all T, white people who decide to let their hair “loc” “naturally” just end up looking like unkempt stray dogs.

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I feel like there are daily editions of “White People, Could We Just Not” these days. I want to switch my subscription to the digest version so I only have to feel ashamed for us once a week.

Oh come one now, Simon Pegg is all man, baby. Who’s going to buy that? I mean, he’s always laying drywall around engines he’s rebuilding in his garage and stuff.

Those who saw Evans expose himself said that it was no big deal.

Well... yes and no.

I literally Archered out a “Serpentine Rickon!” at my tv watching that hilarity. I can’t even begin to imagine how effective serpentining would actually be against a single bow especially at any amount of distance. At that point, it’s completely blind luck (unless of course, Ramsay ordered a volley of arrows).

She was convinced Ramsey would see the trap coming. And Jon did kinda blow her off

I initially thought Prometheus when I saw that scene, but upon further reflection, it probably wouldn’t have mattered if Rickon evaded Ramsay’s arrows. The main thing was that Ramsay got Jon caught in no man’s land. If Rickon survived, Jon would still have to charge forward with Rickon to avoid the volley of arrows

Haha, I was yelling “run in a serpentine fashion!” I don’t think he even had any lines this season (or ever?).

Wouldn’t Ramsay just release 1000 arrows at once if he saw this? I hated Rickon’s lack of zig-zag as much as the next guy, but I think the kid was fucked either way.

Another take: Rickon is a fucking idiot, who threw away the chance for Ned Stark’s only legitimate, non-magic son to rule because he didn’t know how to run serpentine.

An abortion is an abortion. Full stop. “What kind” she had absolutely doesn’t matter—the implication that it does means that some women’s abortions are more OK than others’. Is that what you mean?

Yeah, I’m voting that you fuck off, too. Jeebus. This. Isn’t. About. You.

Those thatch roofs practically never collapse, English

Also, don’t keep spare batteries in your pocket with keys, coins, or anything metal, it will short the battery

I really love everything about Tig, including what appears to be a cranky side that came out a little bit in this interview. She and Amy seem like they would not ever get along because Tig seems genuine and sincere and Amy is ridiculously sarcastic. They just seem like people who would NOT get along. And I think it’s