“There were no survivors”

That is exactly why the molester of my children is living today. He’s living in prison, but he’s alive. My first thought when my daughter told me was that I was going to shoot him. He was asleep, I was going to shoot him. Then I had the thought “when I go to jail, who is going to be with the kids” I was able to think…

I got the impression she was older, due to the anxiousness of the matchmaker and her brother to get her married off.

Don’t feel bad, I just made my own downer statement. Sorry for your loss.

The new season of OITNB came out a few days before my Mom went into the hospital and then died. I binge watched the season to “take my mind off it”... yeah. So the scene with Boo’s Mom in the hospital was particularly hard for me, but cathartic. When I showed up to the hospital, after not seeing me in years, all my…

“What are you DOING? Why? No, yeah no.”

It could be the Ativan talking, but I love you.

Sometimes you laugh because you want to cry.

All things considered, if I were a Dane I’d probably be offended if you asked if I was German.

Look at young pictures of Prince Philip and you might change your mind.

He looks very much like a young Prince Philip.

I feel like my childhood is ending. I’m only 33, this is far too soon...

Far more likely to die of being a smartass...

Your parents must have been really nice to you.

Apples have arsenic.

Since you didn’t read farther, they’re not cheap they’re broke. Apparently at least partly due to the wages of a teacher not being sufficient to cover the student loans necessary to become one.

Except Tyrion, of course.

Of all the characters, they cast his part best.

Were you also yelling "OH FUCK STOP!" at the screen?

Same with "the White man invented that!" I laughed so hard I woke my dog.