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One day, when I am remembering some football guys, I will remember Arian Foster. He was a good football guy.

1. Danny Trejo.

What I don’t get is why someone would protest the Anthem of the Country that allows him to make millions of dollars absolutely no money playing Football in the first place. If he really wanted to make a difference he’d donate some of his salary room and board to inner city charities.

Paper Girls FTW

Compromise: Fuck The Man?

Except... is that really true? Add guys like Kessel to USA’s roster, guys who provide offense rather than ‘grit’, and I think they could have at least made Canada sweat a little. Instead, two goals in two games- weird, it’s like leaving the best scorers in the States at home backfired horribly.

Don’t even say it. There’s a whole lot of us in Philadelphia holding our collective breaths. Chip hurt us, bad. We like what we see but we’re still spitting between our fingers and throwing salt over our shoulders. Don’t jinx it.

Vince Young was more of a power runner. RGIII was more of a sprinter. As far as agility goes I haven’t seen a QB like this since vick.

I can't wait to see how the Redskins or Browns ruin him as a pro.

A GREAT POINT MADE BY MY COLLEAGUE STASSA and furthermore LET’S ALL LISTEN TO WHAT STASSA JUST SAID

The underdog story of how a little known kid from a community college got drafted by the Dallas Cowboys.

In what way are money managers and stock pickers not a bunch of motherfuckers?

Can’t

2016 sucks even more now because of your post

Joe Namath — now there was a Jets quarterback!

You are missing out. Ghostbusters was really fun. It should have made more money. It was this summers Pacific Rim in that regard.

Dear Chase, I feel like I can call you Chase because you and me are so alike. I’d like to meet you one day, it would be great to have a catch. I know I can’t throw as fast as you but I think you’d be impressed with my speed. I love your hair, you run fast. Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither.