It’s not about leading voters to the Democratic side - the Republican nominee for President has won the popular vote only once in the last quarter century (Bush in 2004).

Making fun of his weight is just picking low hanging fruit, which Christie would never touch, unless it’s covered in chocolate or filling a pie; because he’s a fatty fatty 2x4, can’t fit through the kitchen door.

Today the Great Salt Lake is even saltier.

I don’t know. For nuclear, he probably needed to go with LeBron or Durant or Westbrook. This is like a mild sunburn take if you’re exposed to it for four hours without takeblock.

But would this team have beat the 95-96 Bulls? Obviously not.

Right. I get that he has a viewpoint here and that’s great and all…

With my own beloved Capitals washed out of the playoffs once again, my rooting interests are:

For sure, it was totally Marshall who was the entire problem, and it had nothing to do with the guy they tried to move mid-season for anything they possibly could, without any success.

Sad how soft modern hockey players have become.

Fuck yeah Bosstones!

Serena Williams is the goddamn MVP.

Definitely Won The Australian Open While Pregnant

I love this:

I really hoped this would come to blows, Chris Jim Everett v. Jim Rome style.

I think for the sake of this joke we can call teal “blue” and let you get away with this.

just some good ole blue collar hockey right there

Cutler is making elite QB money

Don’t let Kerry Kittles hear you say that!

Like father, like son; the apple doesn’t fall far from.......y’know what? Fuck Jerry Sandusky with a rusty tire iron.

Canucks seem to have enough trouble with their imaginary rivals. I can’t imagine the team holding up under the pressure of a real one.