It’s not about leading voters to the Democratic side - the Republican nominee for President has won the popular vote only once in the last quarter century (Bush in 2004).

WHY DIDN’T YOU KILL ED SHEERAN WHEN YOU HAD THE CHANCE ARYA

Making fun of his weight is just picking low hanging fruit, which Christie would never touch, unless it’s covered in chocolate or filling a pie; because he’s a fatty fatty 2x4, can’t fit through the kitchen door.

This was great stuff. Warren Ellis is one of my favorite comic writers, and it’s such a Warren Ellis script. “He’s beyond insane. Gone over the top and into new lands of just snake-fuckingly crazy.”

Today the Great Salt Lake is even saltier.

I don’t know. For nuclear, he probably needed to go with LeBron or Durant or Westbrook. This is like a mild sunburn take if you’re exposed to it for four hours without takeblock.

But would this team have beat the 95-96 Bulls? Obviously not.

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Right. I get that he has a viewpoint here and that’s great and all…

With my own beloved Capitals washed out of the playoffs once again, my rooting interests are:

For sure, it was totally Marshall who was the entire problem, and it had nothing to do with the guy they tried to move mid-season for anything they possibly could, without any success.

Don’t even think about making that comment. Don’t.

Sad how soft modern hockey players have become.

Fuck yeah Bosstones!

If you own one of these machines, or invested money in it, your right to vote should be taken away because you are fucking idiot.

Serena Williams is the goddamn MVP.

Definitely Won The Australian Open While Pregnant

I’m sorry, but he’s clearly a terrible choice. He clearly has human-sized feet, a normal number of teeth, and a spine that doesn’t twist like a cat’s. How can he possibly play Cable?

There any way you guys could see to it to telling whoever created this auto-scroll bullshit into the next article to go fuck themselves, politely? If I want to read another article, I’ll fucking open it myself.

I love this: