1. Danny Trejo.

What I don’t get is why someone would protest the Anthem of the Country that allows him to make millions of dollars absolutely no money playing Football in the first place. If he really wanted to make a difference he’d donate some of his salary room and board to inner city charities.

And Matt Stairs.

Compromise: Fuck The Man?

Except... is that really true? Add guys like Kessel to USA’s roster, guys who provide offense rather than ‘grit’, and I think they could have at least made Canada sweat a little. Instead, two goals in two games- weird, it’s like leaving the best scorers in the States at home backfired horribly.

Don’t even say it. There’s a whole lot of us in Philadelphia holding our collective breaths. Chip hurt us, bad. We like what we see but we’re still spitting between our fingers and throwing salt over our shoulders. Don’t jinx it.

Vince Young was more of a power runner. RGIII was more of a sprinter. As far as agility goes I haven’t seen a QB like this since vick.

I can't wait to see how the Redskins or Browns ruin him as a pro.

A GREAT POINT MADE BY MY COLLEAGUE STASSA and furthermore LET’S ALL LISTEN TO WHAT STASSA JUST SAID

The underdog story of how a little known kid from a community college got drafted by the Dallas Cowboys.

In what way are money managers and stock pickers not a bunch of motherfuckers?

Can’t

Joe Namath — now there was a Jets quarterback!

Gotta show his reply.

Dear Chase, I feel like I can call you Chase because you and me are so alike. I’d like to meet you one day, it would be great to have a catch. I know I can’t throw as fast as you but I think you’d be impressed with my speed. I love your hair, you run fast. Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither.…

You would think this national embarrassment would lead to no one ever hiring a Brazilian pool boy again, but my stay at home wife STILL thinks Gabriel is just irreplaceable. sheesh.

With no job he’ll have to switch to “Fop”.

“Why this place is a damn geographical anomaly! Two weeks from everything!”

He found it too hard to coach with 2 rings stuffed in his ears. The problem only got worse after keeping the Jack Adams trophy shoved up his ass

Fron the looks of that pic, I’ll bet the final break was due to the team cutting back his supply of Dapper Dan.