The Gang Gets Caught Doping

Family Circus and Marmaduke are two of the worst things in human history, non-murder/war division.

Once golf starts using trained birds to drop the balls into the hole, then you can start comparing it to dressage.

Any time I read these stories, I think: how big was this fucking giant’s bladder? Two cases of tall boys on a car ride? How was the urine removed? Was he pissing in bottles? Then I think: I wonder how thick Andre’s cock was. If his finger to penis size ratio was normal, can you imagine the size of that HAWG?!

It’s good he didn’t return to quaffing Brain & Nerve Tonic or that hat would never have fit.

Geno Auriemma must be super mad that she did something before he could.

I’m all for making fun of Cleveland because...you know. It’s Cleveland.
But i always enjoy to see curses being broken. Droughts are bad for sports. Glad to see Lebron do it with the Cavs. GSW totally shit the bed. Cleveland deserved that.

Ball’s on your court now, Cubs. It’s time.

Pretty sure that no one was on your lawn, sir.

I’ll defend the refs on this one. The linesman on the far side, whose call this really is, probably has his view of the ball blocked by the goalie’s body. The center referee is half a field away and, from his terrible distance and angle, and with his eyes being at 5 feet off the ground instead of 30 like the camera,…

Totally. They’re small but vicious, especially the Yorkshire ones.

As a Minnesotan (which is pretty much Canada anyway), and a die hard hockey fan, this hurts a lot. The Gordie Howe Hat Trick is the greatest feat in sports, and I’ll fight anyone who disagrees. I will then need to somehow score a goal, and get an assist, but dammit I’ll do it anyway.

About halfway through this, and loving it.

That’s the smell of the world burning.

Bullshit. Publisher’s Clearinghouse is a well known front for drug and gun running. I’ve got a cousin in law enforcement who told me. In fact, many people in the know think Ed was actually Carlos the Jackal.

Maybe we should have Ben back here more often... what do you guys think about that?

The Ardrey Kell High School talent show: You pay for the whole seat, but you’ll only need the edge

“That’s not how you play hide the cigar...”

I. Fucking. Loved. This. Team.

Rajvir is a common Punjabi name that means “Lion King,” which is I think is pretty cool. Sikh name, kid.