I was hoping it was gonna be these guys:

I want Clancy Brown as Cable. It’ll never happen, but I want it.

I make that dude look like a golden God. We weren't all blessed with surplus melanin.

Stage IV Cancer “survivor” here (“”s because there are not guarantees, I’m about 5 months into remission and if I make it to 3 years, I’ve got a very very good chance).

There is nothing more correct than finally moving past the phrase “battle with cancer.” Honestly, Stu Scott had it right when he explained that…

Anyone read Tokyo Ghost? It’s incredible, and I never see it talked about.

Valar Morghulis

See, America, we Canadians also have people who rush past the point of an article just so they can sling partisanship at a person involved in it!

Not to be confused with “Wool-verine”

Fuck it, call me cynical: for a guy that’s been urged to do the dunk contest for 10+ years, I’ve never seen him do a dunk that makes me believe he’s capable of even pulling off a 9 in said contest, yet every single jam he throws down gets hyped. Yeah, it was impressive, and yes, you guys don’t do this shit as much as…

I always hated the “sorry if we offended you” idea. Don’t make a conditional apology, just leave it as a simple “we fucked up, sorry.”

This is why Lying Cat is THE BEST.

Dope comment.

I think Michael Irvin is more concerned with rules on who’s holding.

Jagermeister. Trump is Jagermeister.

That sucks!

What the hell am I doing with a bat in my hand? Get it out of here! [hic]

Shots fired.

If they don’t cancel it and they have to kill off Shaw AGAIN, there might be riots. I mean, as much as we two dozen fans can riot.

Would’ve loved to see Fury Road win Best Picture, but I take some consolation in the fact that the Best Picture Oscar went to Not the Revenant.