I make that dude look like a golden God. We weren't all blessed with surplus melanin.

Stage IV Cancer “survivor” here (“”s because there are not guarantees, I’m about 5 months into remission and if I make it to 3 years, I’ve got a very very good chance).

There is nothing more correct than finally moving past the phrase “battle with cancer.” Honestly, Stu Scott had it right when he explained that…

Fuck it, call me cynical: for a guy that’s been urged to do the dunk contest for 10+ years, I’ve never seen him do a dunk that makes me believe he’s capable of even pulling off a 9 in said contest, yet every single jam he throws down gets hyped. Yeah, it was impressive, and yes, you guys don’t do this shit as much as…

I always hated the “sorry if we offended you” idea. Don’t make a conditional apology, just leave it as a simple “we fucked up, sorry.”

Dope comment.

I think Michael Irvin is more concerned with rules on who’s holding.

Jagermeister. Trump is Jagermeister.

What the hell am I doing with a bat in my hand? Get it out of here! [hic]

Shots fired.

It’s safe to say that the audience...

My husband said it was the look he and his sister had when the pastor had a that's what she said during the sermon.

I get the feeling this gif is going to come in handy a lot.

It’s the face you make when someone accidentally drops a sexual innuendo in a super-serious office meeting and you want to laugh but you look around the room and realize you might be the only one who picked up on it... From here on out can we just call that the Stacy Dash?

I’m 100% sure she did not get the joke.

This will not happen. Showing my child something from Bleacher Report is the type of evidence my ex-wife needs to regain custody.

I’m legitimately broken now. This week is ruined.

Can’t wait for Morin and Provorov to be ready. Gudas won’t even sniff this roster once Hexy has his kids pairing up.

Gudas is inexplicable. He’s essentially replaced Rinaldo as the team’s resident douchebag.

It’s not bad, it’s good.

It’s almost like players and management are more than just assets...and you need decent pros around the young guys so they can develop and not learn bad habits...and FA don’t want to play in that dumpster fire.

Wow. If voodoo economics can’t work in Louisiana...