Becuse I haven’t had a cable box in close to a decade.

Fade in to Patrick Duffy lying in bed.

Geno Auriemma must be super mad that she did something before he could.

I’m all for making fun of Cleveland because...you know. It’s Cleveland.
But i always enjoy to see curses being broken. Droughts are bad for sports. Glad to see Lebron do it with the Cavs. GSW totally shit the bed. Cleveland deserved that.

Ball’s on your court now, Cubs. It’s time.

Pretty sure that no one was on your lawn, sir.

I’ll defend the refs on this one. The linesman on the far side, whose call this really is, probably has his view of the ball blocked by the goalie’s body. The center referee is half a field away and, from his terrible distance and angle, and with his eyes being at 5 feet off the ground instead of 30 like the camera,…

Totally. They’re small but vicious, especially the Yorkshire ones.

As a Minnesotan (which is pretty much Canada anyway), and a die hard hockey fan, this hurts a lot. The Gordie Howe Hat Trick is the greatest feat in sports, and I’ll fight anyone who disagrees. I will then need to somehow score a goal, and get an assist, but dammit I’ll do it anyway.

About halfway through this, and loving it.

That’s the smell of the world burning.

Bullshit. Publisher’s Clearinghouse is a well known front for drug and gun running. I’ve got a cousin in law enforcement who told me. In fact, many people in the know think Ed was actually Carlos the Jackal.

One summer I wanted to make mojitos for my friend’s parent’s pool party. The grocery store was out of pre-packaged mint so I went to the garden section of Lowe’s and bought a giant potted plant of it. Drinks were had, the party went well. A month later I went back and his mom had planted the mint in her garden not…

Maybe we should have Ben back here more often... what do you guys think about that?

Now I have to wonder about Pratchett’s Foul Ole Ron, “Bugger it! Millennium hand and shrimp!"

The Ardrey Kell High School talent show: You pay for the whole seat, but you’ll only need the edge

“That’s not how you play hide the cigar...”

Yeah, I do. In my opinion, Bruce’s inner demon gets compartmentalized in a way that Hank’s haven’t.

I. Fucking. Loved. This. Team.

Rajvir is a common Punjabi name that means “Lion King,” which is I think is pretty cool. Sikh name, kid.