“judge lady”?

I don’t think her mom knows what the constitution is or what alleged rights are being violated by a non-government individual.

I cannot believe these are real people. This has to be a stealth Christopher Guest production, right?

These people are fucking insufferable.

Vegans, man.

‘Cliteracy’ Artist Says Facebook Locked Her Account Just for Posting Links to Reviews

boldly going where most men think they have been but were really like an inch to the right before.

Why? She is acting like a child

Unpopular Opinion: Michael Strahan doesn’t owe her shit. I get that no one told you, but that’s on ABC not him. Are you his boss? no. You don’t fuck his wife and you don’t feed his kids, so get the fuck away from him with this petty bullshit. It’s such bullshit that he essentially got promoted and then you threw a…

that one’s me... cuteness overload :) i’m having a dog

‘Surprise!’ I yelled. ‘Gender is a kind of imitation for which there is no original; in fact, it is a kind of imitation that produces the very notion of the original as an effect and consequence of the imitation itself!’ Cuteness overload.”

Have you ever watched Key and Peele? Do you get paid for this? Are you ripping off the review for the Guy Fieri Times Square restaurant? Am I doing it right?

All my feelings, at once:

The terror of single motherhood is a big reason I stayed in my emotionally abusive marriage. I felt inadequate to care for my daughter with a partner; how would I manage on my own?

Honestly, I think my family topped even Kanye’s Mother’s Day.

True. I can be a prick sometimes, but I didn’t mean to sound superior. I do enjoy a drink once in while.

Oh the heartbreak, “her moment was taken from her.” Her precious moment of telling the twitterverse that she’s having her second baby. That’s such a milestone, a rite of passage that every girl dreams of from the time she is so small, this is an utter tragedy. How has this come to pass that in 2016, a supposedly…

That’s exactly right. There is no known amount that is guaranteed to be safe.

The only link I found between oral clefts and alcohol was for mothers who binge drink (5 or more drinks in a sitting) during early pregnancy. But, sure, it makes sense to assume that the glass or two of wine that your friend had is the reason her child has a cleft.

Sure, it’s not like mom-to-be and embryo are connected via their blood stream or anything. And later, if the baby is an un-chill crybaby, give it a sip of booze, same thing.