Ahhhh gods I was so disappointed in this character being a thing... honestly I’ve read fanfic that made better sense than this whole mess.

Yup. Bad fanfic circa 2007.

The play was not written 100% by Rowling. It is largely regarded as fanfiction quality, and will likely be referred to as the Cousin Oliver of Harry Potter stories as time goes on.

Ok, so I’m only through one act, but does Cursed Child feel a bit... fan fiction-y to anyone?

Umm, why are we getting excited about a book she didn’t write (it’s all publicity to make money)? This is basically fan fiction.

Sure! I have no problem with using tools to create an image like this.

The hurdling picture better be photoshopped, otherwise she physically had to have crashed into that second upright, and been hurt.

Anna Wintour, like Kim Jong-Un, is playing a joke on us all.

As a lifetime hair remover, nothing bugs me more than being condescendingly lectured by other women that my partners are child molesters (“Oh my god! When it’s shaved, that’s how KIDS look! Why does he want to fuck a kid though?!”). Surprise: there are other secondary sexual characteristics besides hair that…

I don’t think Audrey Hepburn would have had a Twitter account. Now, Katharine Hepburn, she would have been excellent on Twitter.

No she’s doing Tom’s thing

if men can own that shit for sleeping around then why not her.

Nothing wrong with doing your thing. Just own it girl. Own that shit!

Yes. Please note my redaction ten minutes before your comment.

I am 100% team TayTay on this. I mean hot damn girl, Get. It.

No. Tom should be with a non-famous smarty pants, like a scientist or lawyer. Perhaps even a nice Canadian girl who is *technically* married but arrangements can be made.

THE HOUR BETWEEN ME FINDING OUT ABOUT THIS AND IT BEING REPORTED ON JEZEBEL WAS THE HARDEST HOUR OF MY ENTIRE LIFE AND I AM SURPRISED I AM EVEN STILL ALIVE.

All my (wildest) dreams have come true!!! Tiddles diddles Hiddles... OMG <3

i fucking hate the word ‘snogging’

Yeah, I raised an eyebrow at that too. Of the six covers this year, 3 feature black women. So, 50% representation for black women, who do not make up 50% of the female population. So that is in fact trailblazing, since it’s the opposite of what usually occurs. It’s actually an OVER-representation of black women. And a…