Thank you!

WHY ARENT MORE BRIDES WEARING DRESSES WITH LACE SLEEVES.

I found this entire Beyovie to be incredibly self-indulgent with weak music and even weaker themes. If her goal was to make me loathe Jay-Z, she succeeded and should just divorce him already without pulling another Kanye art dump.

Sorry, folks. You want to help your kidneys eliminate “toxins”: drink water and stay healthy to avoid type 2 diabetes. You want to help your liver eliminate “toxins”: don’t get fatty liver disease and don’t drink too much. That’s it. There is no miracle solution, just the same boring healthy-diet-and-moderate-exercise…

I’ve been juicing since September. I substitute two meals a day and eat a healthy solid meal as well. I’ve lost 30 pounds, my near-constant sinus infections are gone, and my diet coke addiction has ceased to exist.

Yes. So much this. You know the juicing trend has peaked when a juice company recently popped up in my small city. It charges a mind-blowing 10-12$ per bottle and the people who buy into it cannot be reasoned with.

They need to bring back Jonathan for this important event and definitely kill Michael off.

Earnest, sure, but also dumber than a sack of hammers hanging from a doorknob attached to a fencepost.

Or the word processing software, Sentencé.

Guys imagine if HRC had said something about fucking subway tokens.

Not pictured: the Gap Kids ad from just a few years ago wherein a black model was using a white model as an armrest in almost the exact same pose.

remember English is not her 1st language

So is Elaine Lui saying Beyoncé didn’t really answer those questions? I feel bad saying this but as I was reading the “beautifully crafted statement” I kept thinking “wow, this doesn’t sound like Beyoncé”.

Serious question. Do you think it’s fun to be Beyonce. She doesn’t seem to have much fun. Ever.

The times I’ve had the chance to “interview” celebrities it’s pretty much all the same. Emails are exchanged, questions sent, and their team sends back a set of responses that I always call the “Photoshop of Interview Questions”.

like her PR team writes it for her?

It’s pretty clear this was not a sit down interview and that the answers were very carefully crafted and drafted. This is the only Beyonce you will ever get again. Gone are the days of her shady looks at her groupmates during interviews and any off the cuff responses.

i’ve never understood why people thought it was anti police in the first place.

And she also scored some fantastic photo shopping. The pics of her legs in this piece are fantastic, and quite a bit slimmer than her actual legs.

why not both