KEANU REEVES HAS NEVER DONE ANYTHING WRONG IN HIS LIFE, EVER.

Colbert is one of the small circle of men I think of and say to myself, “Please, please, please, don’t let them get named.” Colbert, Obama, most of the cast of Thor Ragnarok, Assorted Hot British Actors, and, once upon a time, Al Franken. Damn it.

I overall disagree on Rogen. He was pretty young when he started out in Apatow movies, and over the years I thought he seemed to be more and more interested in getting complex female characters on screen. It seems silly to discuss the feminist aspects of Neighbors 1 & 2, but I think I remember him talking about how he…

After a lightweight start to the interview (even bringing brother Dave for a couple minutes)... at the end Colbert went there and asked Franco about the sexual misconducts that came out about him during the Golden Globes. Franco denied everything (“they are not accurate”). Threw Ally Sheedy under a bus (“I don’t know…

How old is too old to drive a teen in your congregation to a secluded road without her permission and demand she touch you sexually?

Yes, it’s the woman’s fault for all of this. You’re totally right.

Well, according to these guys, when a white man gets a position it’s because he was objectively the best choice for the position. If a woman/minority gets the job, then it’s because they’re a diversity hire. See: every white guy on reddit griping about how terrible all their tech “diversity hires” are as proof that…

At least one of them could’ve literally said that though.

Get your teens interested in less radio-friendly artists! I used to see pop-punk shows as a teen for like $10 :)

This may surprise you, but some people enjoy drinking while at concerts.

Not quite sure why everyone

I am completely turned off by this newest reinvention of JT. My first thought was...

I have heard parents say things that lead me to believe that they think their children should never experience anything negative—no one should tell them no, they should never be scared, never cry, nothing. I be some of them would love a version of this technology.

I could totally see some of the parents at my kid’s school implanting that device in their child’s head. They seem to be obsessed that little Aidan or Maddysyn will be abducted if they let them out of sight for more than 3 minutes. I’ve stopped attending PTA meetings because of these worrywarts.

Bill Maher is trash.

Great! Let’s talk, my fellow keyboard warrior.

Ah, a heckler.

Can’t do that with a Nazi sympathizer running the country.

When my mum died, she’d been fighting cancer for years, and I’d been supporting her (albeit from a distance), so when she passed away it was sort of this sense of relief that a lot of pain and suffering had ended. People asked me how I was managing to hold it together so well, and I said, “I’d been ready for this for…

I heard that the shooter and his girlfriend both smoked weed.