One of my 10th graders walked into my room this morning, beaming. “We’re gonna have a Black princess, y’all!”

I honestly would have predicted “collusion.”

Prince Harry called to say that I was PROBABLY going to be the best man at their wedding, but I’d have to agree to an interview and a major photo shoot. I said probably is no good and took a pass. Thanks anyway!

I was really sick for the last one, all I could do way lay on the couch, so I ended up watching the whole freaking thing. Kind of thinking of calling in sick for this one. You know. For tradition.

This is the happiest I’ve ever been for two people I’ve never met.

In addition to this, I hope everyone remembers to write to their Representative and Senators (if they have them — sorry DC!) and share a similar message. This stuff really does help and Congress is the only body that has the authority to pass a clean Dream Act before time runs out.

I hope Ivanka is as desperate for celebrity approval as I think she is. I’m certain it kills Trump that he is not in favour at all with Hollywood (at least not publicly anyway, I’m looking at you Pratt*) and especially in comparison with Obama.

I’m beginning to think we need to compile a list of men who *aren’t* sexual predators. That’d be a lot shorter than the list of men who are.

“The LAPD’s investigation into the accusations against Masterson is technically ongoing, although at last report, it had supposedly stalled out.”

Idris Elba

Great. Do it. Bye Felicia.

Plus, it’s not like Little Lord FontlerOrange isn’t shitting all over the Whitehouse himself.

Tiffany Trump also present

I’ll say to this what I say to all hip religion:

In 1989, my godmother was taking a shower, when she looked up and saw a huntsman spider roughly the size of a dinner plate right above her head. She thought, ‘no worries, I will just calmly and quietly finish up this shower before he has a chance to move.’ Right at that moment, the Newcastle earthquake stuck, rattling…

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I’m not a huge Beyoncé fan (she wasn’t my favorite in Destiny’s Child and she isn’t my favorite Knowles) but she is certainly as or more deserving than anyone else in the top 5.

I have difficulty picturing Colbert being a harasser himself, but I can totally picture him not doing anything if a friend of his was doing it.

It was fucking scary. So, no, don’t do it. Just say no to glitter.

If anything, the blame should go to the WB execs who entrusted Snyder to make a Superman movie, then rushed into the whole cinematic universe thing while still keeping him onboard despite mixed word-of-mouth, and threw so much time and money into the JL movie that it was too late to fix all of Snyder’s mistakes before…