I was thinking more the Governor-General, rather than Trudeau.

Ballsy would have been not being a Trump megadonor in the first place. Locking arms now that he has ensured he doesn’t have to worry about his tax rate going up is not really much of a sacrifice.

I actually would be here for a 5 year old taking the throne. Like, Elizabeth dies in two years and Charles and William die in a plane crash or something (obviously the horrible crash isn’t really what I’m hoping for). There’s not enough child monarchs these days. Kate would be a GREAT Machiavellian regent for child.…

I wonder if Obama knows anyone who works the White House tours. He should invite the team and just show them around the place without telling Trump and then he sees it on the news.

YES! Obama should invite every winning sports team to his house from here on out - that would be a worthy tradition.

I hope the Queen outlives them all, to like 200 years old, after everyone in England has forgotten they still have a monarch in that castle somewhere.

I wish they had accepted and then shown up to Obama’s house for a bbq.

I kinda wish the Warriors (or any/all other champion) had accepted the invitation and THEN no-showed.

nah, best thing to do is constantly point out that the President of the United States is a fucking horrible human being and unfit for the role that his idiot supporters have stupidly voted him into.

If you’re in this boat, I feel you. I’d never say ‘triggered,’ but I certainly grimaced at this news, because how the fuck is it fair that this 20 year old who has literally everything else gets pregnant so easily? And I, age 32, trying for two years, with one miscarriage, might not ever have a baby? I do wish Kylie…

Considering nobody buys Steph’s ugly ass shoes to begin with, I’m leaning toward this being a non issue.

it’s crazy how easy it is to get pregnant when you don’t want it and how hard it is to get pregnant when you do want it

When you are purposely trying to get pregnant, seeing other folks get pregnant without trying fucks with your head. Because purposely getting pregnant can take some work. You take fertility tests everyday to see when the optimal time to fuck is, you have to purposely reduce your anxiety levels and that just reminds…

This is all so dumb for so many reasons. I hate it all yet I’m all over it like:

I would love...LOVE for that happen. An owner comes out of the box, tells a player to leave, the rest of the team flips the owner the bird and walks out with the player. The owner then demands the equipment staff take the field and it’s like that scene in the Waterboy.

Wait, wasn’t that an episode of HIMYM?

That’s a great suit. What’s the lining?

Personally, I’d rather get the look of the person you send to kill the Baba Yaga

For all of you saying “wahhh, my job is hard and I work long hours too, suck it up”:

The thing about Fight Club is a lot of the characters’ grievances are actually kind of legitimate- modern culture sucks and is a just a force for the capitalist takeover of life. However, the whole “let’s fight and do terrorist shit and resort to anarchy because it’s so much more natural (also, remember to treat the…